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Do fish get thirsty?

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it

rains?

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?

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If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?

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Why is brassiere singular and panties

plural?

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If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?

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Why do we drive on parkways when we park

on driveways?

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Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?

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How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?

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If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?

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Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do’
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?

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Don’t you just hate the blatant

materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what
you
got?

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If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?

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If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?

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Why is it that when you’re driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?

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If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?

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Which of the Himalayas is the

shortest?

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?

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If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?

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Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?

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Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call

it Fed UP?

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Does
killing time damage
eternity?

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How come it takes so little time for a

child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?

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Do vegetarians eat animal

crackers?

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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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Have you ever imagined a world with no

hypothetical situations?

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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it

sounds?

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How come wrong numbers are never
busy?

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How long will a floating point operation

float?

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You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can’t they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?

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You know how most packages say “Open
here”. What is the protocol
if the package says, “Open somewhere
else”?

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If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?

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How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?

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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is

congress the opposite of progress?

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If fire fighters fight fire and crime

fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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How many weeks
are there in a light
year?

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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so

popular?

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Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow

get to work?

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If you didn’t get caught, did you
really do it?

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If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?

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Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?

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Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?

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Is it ok to use my AM radio after

NOON?

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What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?

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If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen
if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and

dropped it?

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?

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Why is it that at class reunions you

feel younger than everyone else looks?

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Do vampires get AIDS?

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Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it’s called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it’s called cargo?

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What will fall on the lawn first? An

autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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Do steam rollers really roll

steam?

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Why do you need a driver’s licence to
buy liquor when you can’t
drink and drive?

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Can you repeat the part after “Listen
very
carefully”?

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