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What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great

uncle ?
Your great-ant !

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What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !

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What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !

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What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant

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Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some
tics ?
All sorts of antics !

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What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A
truant !

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants
!

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What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?
An
ant’s mouth !

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get

time to show up at picnics ?

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique
!

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What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants &
Astronants !

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What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !

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What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !

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Why don’t anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!

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Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !

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Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
antphibian !

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What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano
?
Discordant !

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