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How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

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Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.

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Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they
don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the

outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.

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Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

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What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.

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What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up

and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
“You have a lot of appeal.”

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What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.

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What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

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What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.

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What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

make ?
Slippers !

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!

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Knock knock
Who’s
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn’t say banana ?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

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How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either
a monster or a giant
banana.

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How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either
a monster or a giant
banana.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Why did the banana go out with the
prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.

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They’re not going to grow bananas any

longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they’re long enough
already.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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What’s yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.

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What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing

firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.

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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.

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Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.

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Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!

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