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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Trailer Trash Barbie …complete with double wide trailer home

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There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie …dressed in
ratty, old housecoat; comes
with dirty laundry and sink full of
dishes

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie …one of the Turtles with Barbie
head

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Picasso Barbie …everything’s in the wrong place

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Steamroller Barbie …doll squashed
flat

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Roadkill Barbie
…unrecognizable

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer …an excellent Holiday gift
idea

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There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie …dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Trailer Park Barbie …for the parent who wants to show their child

what grown-up life is really going to be like

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There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a

battering ram

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Joan of Arc
Barbie …comes with stake, kindling, and matches

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie …she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Medusa Barbie
…Barbie with snakes for hair

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Gangsta Barbie …complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette

included

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
…feet set in cement–she really sinks!

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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely

resembles Barbie

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie …ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie …sleeps all night, works all day

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie …looks like Dennis
Rodman

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie …the
famous statue with blonde hair

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market

- Banjo Barbie …complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs

cassette

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie …Mick
with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s
lips

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Headgear Barbie …guaranteed to make kids with braces feel

better!

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie …comes with
thong

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie …complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral
Home Barbie …complete with hearse, coffin and kicky
little
shroud

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie …she’s got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

market - Marsha Clark Barbie …with a bad haircut and a bad

attitude

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Kleptomaniac Barbie …doll
with suction cup hands

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Werewolf Barbie …normal doll, except under
a full moon

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Cyclops Barbie
…one eye, right in the middle of her forehead;
Cyclops Ken sold
separately

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hippie Barbie
…complete with simulated controlled substances and
paraphernalia

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There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Mortal Kombat Barbie …includes more
blood than you can even
imagine

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Safari Barbie …with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

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There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Militant Femminist Barbie …with an
assault rifle

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hunchback
Barbie …pull the string and she cries, “Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!”

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There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Tonya Harding Barbie …you
didn’t think we’d sell one
without the other, did you?

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar …an empty jar

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Circus Clown Barbie …complete with scary face paint and scary

wig

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Human Cannonball Barbie
…complete with spring-loaded cannon that
will shoot her 15-20 feet

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There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is
included; Barbie’s head is
not

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bearded Barbie …complete with tweezers

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There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Princess Leia Barbie …Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

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There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Darth Vader Barbie …with plastic
helmet; pull the string and
she sounds like James Earl Jones

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There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Godzilla Barbie …six foot tall
lizard with Barbie head

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
King
Kong Barbie …six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed
like Fae
Rae

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie …a study in
silver

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bugs Barbie …buck teeth, long ears

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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Joker Barbie …Barbie with Joker grin and white
face

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Dirty Harry Barbie …comes with
large caliber pistol; pull the
string and she says, “Go ahead >giggle<
Make my day!”

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Power
Ranger Barbie …with karate-chop action; complete with the
ridiculous
outfit

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Divorce Barbie …includes the house, the car, and half of Ken’s

belongings

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Broken Bungee Barbie
…Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

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There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - FrankenBarbie …comes with bolts through her
neck

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Shock Therapy Barbie …car
battery and wires included

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Manic-Depressive Barbie …with a set of Oriental throwing
knives

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Biker Barbie …complete with leathers and tattoos

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie …with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

market - Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate

sold separately

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Grunge
Barbie …with flannel shirt and a goatee

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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping

cart

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Venus de Milo Barbie …made of rock; no head, no arms

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie …includes ‘trodes and
implants

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Fast Food Barbie
…also known as McBarbie…you want fries with
that?

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie …Professor Xavier’s
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

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There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon
General’s warning on
box

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks

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There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of
snow

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
LAPD Barbie …comes with two
nightsticks, in case one gets broken
subduing a suspect. Taser also
available.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
…Barbie doll with Bill Gates’ head

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

market - Body-Piercing Barbie …comes with mini-piercing gun and

mini-body ornaments

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tasmanian Barbie …spins like a top!

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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Siamese Twins Barbie …complete with surgical
instruments

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hockey Barbie …comes
with hockey stick and missing teeth

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Crash Test Barbie …comes with car and brick wall

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There is a new
Barbie doll on the market
- Marie Antionette Barbie …with removable head;
guillotine
included

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hiroshima Barbie …just a shadow of her former self

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There is a new Barbie
doll on the market
- East German Swim Team Barbie …a Barbie head on a
Ken doll

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Frozen Barbie on
a Stick …in your grocer’s frozen food section

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