Jan 31
What do you call an aardvark that writes
poems?
A bardvark!
Jan 31
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
can’t?
Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
Jan 31
What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!
Jan 31
Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardvark won by a
nose!
Jan 31
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Jan 31
When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he’s got
ants in his pants!
Jan 31
Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people’s
business!
Jan 31
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A
yardvark!
Jan 31
What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!
Jan 31
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!