Jan 31
What do you call an aardvark that’s good at
golf?
A paredvark!
Jan 31
How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
Jan 31
What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!
Jan 31
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
Jan 31
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian
companion?
Tanto
Jan 31
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Jan 31
I’ve got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve
heard it growling, it
doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s
what I want to
find out.
Jan 31
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark.
Jan 31
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly
lady answered.
“How much are your aardvarks?” he asked.
“They’re L6 each,” came the reply.
“Did you raise them yourself?”
inquired the man.
“Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5
each.”