Jan 31
How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Jan 31
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a
motorcycle!
Jan 31
Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It’s the VCRdvard
Jan 30
What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!
Jan 30
What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!
Jan 30
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!
Jan 30
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male
singer?
Frank Sinostril!
Jan 30
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s
songs?
It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
Jan 30
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!
Jan 30
What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!