Jan 30
What command does the aardvark give most often
when he sails?
Snout about!
Jan 30
What does the aardvark take sailing?
An
aard ark!
Jan 30
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They
disguise themselves as uncles!
Jan 30
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!
Jan 30
Why was Easter the aardvark’s
favorite
holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Jan 30
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Jan 30
Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!
Jan 30
What do you call a boxing match between two
aardvarks?
A snout bout!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark that’s just won
a fight?
A well ‘aardvark!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost
a
fight?
A vark!