Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark that’s been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark in a frying
pan?
A lardvark!
Jan 30
What do you call a pickled aardvark?
A
jarredvark!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!
Jan 30
What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!
Jan 30
What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!