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A tourist, visiting a small town in

Israel, came upon a statue dedicated
to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the
base of the statue, a sign was
displayed:
“Here lies Seymour
Ruthenberg”.
The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it
possible an
unknown
had a name.
The resident replied, “As a
soldier, that Seymour was pretty much
unknown,
but as an
accountant-Oy! He was something.”

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Q: How many Accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind
?
A: None-just assume it’s changed.

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What’s an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his

own.

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What do you call an accountant without a

spreadsheet?
Lost

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
is getting soft?
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying
No

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When do
accountants laugh out
loud?
When somebody asks for a raise

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Why do accountants get excited on

Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work

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How do you know when an
accountant’s on
holidays?
He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

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What would Economics be without
assumptions?
Accounting

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What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Produce
Anything

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