Feb 07
What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.
Feb 07
What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don’t eat.
Feb 07
What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
“You’ve got some crust.”
Feb 07
What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Feb 07
Why don’t apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they’re crab apples !
Feb 07
What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !
Feb 07
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !
Feb 07
What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle
for the
teacher!’
Feb 07
What’s the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!