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What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a

shellfish?
A crab apple !

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms
won’t you!” The
first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves.”

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he
puffed,
“is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”

“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.
“Well, give me an apple quick ?
I’ve just broken the doctor’s
window!”

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School lunches are not generally popular with

those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
“What
kind of pie do you call this ?” asked one schoolboy

indignantly.
“What’s it taste of ?” asked the cook.
“Glue!”
“Then it’s
apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”

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How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?

When you take careful aim.

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