Feb 06
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple.
Feb 06
Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?
None - because they were all redskins.
Feb 06
What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can’t do?
It can look round.
Feb 06
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Feb 06
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard’s on fire.
Feb 06
Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
‘Watch out for
worms won’t you !’
The first one replied, ‘why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
Feb 06
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California’s apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, “How much are yer
apples?”
“All you
can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher.
“Okay,” said the
Pennsylvanian. “I’ll take two dollars’
worth.”
Feb 06
After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker’s boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, “If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?”
Quickly he replied, “If it was you who
asked, I’d still have 4
apples.”
Feb 06
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac