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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once

a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant

gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!” “What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked.
“If I
told you,” the woman cried, “you wouldn’t believe me!”

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What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!

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Why didn’t the two worms go
into Noah’s ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?

A bookworm !

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.

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