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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love…. !

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What are baby witches
called?

Halloweenies.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Underwear.

Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?

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My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

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Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.
Drew:
What’s wrong with the old one?

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Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping

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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
other.

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Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see
if he
did.

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It can’t go on! It can’t go on!
What can’t
go on?
This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

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