Feb 13
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor
because
it was a horrible yeller.
Feb 13
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they made such a fuss
when their baby swallowed a coin
Feb 13
Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight!
Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.
Feb 13
Doctor, doctor, my
baby’s swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Feb 13
A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
“Well, Skip,” said the scout, “Mum
had only one dose of castor oil
left, so I let my baby brother have
it.”
Feb 13
Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it’s a nappy time.
Feb 13
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
“
Feb 13
I see the baby’s nose is running
again,”
said a worried father.
“For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t
you think of anything
other than horse racing?”
Feb 13
A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old
upturned tin bath with a poker.
“What do you think you’re doing?” she
demanded.
“I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy.
“Where is the baby?” asked his Mum.
“Under the bath.”