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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby

sister?
I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

written by Jokester

Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger’s
baby?
Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

written by Jokester

Do you like your
new baby sister?
She’s
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can’t even send
her back because she’s been here more than
28 days.

written by Jokester

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk.
Whose baby was
it?
The elephant’s!

written by Jokester

How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag.

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where’s Pop Corn?

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Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it’s
a dear little thing.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby

snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

written by Jokester

What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

written by Jokester