Feb 12
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
Feb 12
Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
Feb 12
Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they
don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Feb 12
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
Feb 12
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Feb 12
What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loose connection.
Feb 12
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.
Feb 12
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair of slippers.
Feb 12
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up
and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Feb 12
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
“You have a lot of appeal.”