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What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split?
Cut it in half.

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What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

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What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of slippers.

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What is long and yellow and always points
north?
A magnetic banana.

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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana

make ?
Slippers !

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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!

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Knock knock
Who’s
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana
who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you
glad I didn’t say banana ?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

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How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either
a monster or a giant
banana.

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