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How can you tell the difference between a

monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either
a monster or a giant
banana.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Why did the banana go out with the
prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana.

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They’re not going to grow bananas any

longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they’re long enough
already.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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What’s yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana.

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What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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