Feb 11
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Jan 02
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
hang around in bunches.
Jan 02
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
and make a noise like a banana.
Jan 02
Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like a banana.
Jan 02
Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
Nick: I don’t know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Jan 02
Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!