There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Joan of Arc
Barbie …comes with stake, kindling, and matches
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie …she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Medusa Barbie
…Barbie with snakes for hair
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Gangsta Barbie …complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette
included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
…feet set in cement–she really sinks!
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely
resembles Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie …pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie …ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie …sleeps all night, works all day
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie …looks like Dennis
Rodman