Feb 23
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.
Feb 23
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
Feb 23
What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !
Feb 23
How do you know that there’s a monster in your
bath?
You can’t get the shower curtain closed.
Feb 23
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
Feb 22
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Feb 22
Dr Frankenstein:
I’ve just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know how you get a
nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it,
and you have to
clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well,
you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve
invented the square
tub . . .
Feb 22
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?”
The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”