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Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash

yourself.

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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I’ll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says
“to be taken in water.”

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Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or
not.

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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.

Patient: Oh,
but I do, doctor.

Doctor: You do?

Patient: Yes, every
morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with
nice hot water!

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before

retiring.
Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m

sixty-five?

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway.

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Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn’t had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the

bathroom.

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.

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Are you going to take a bath?
No, I’m
leaving it where it is.

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My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I’m in the bath - a little bear.

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