Feb 22
Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are
you still in
there?’
Feb 22
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
stayed in the van as look
out and the other went into the storeroom.
Fifteen minutes went by,
then half an hour, then an hour, and no
sign of him. The look out finally
grew impatient and went to look for
his partner. Inside the store the
two came face to face. “Where
have you been?” demanded the worried
look out. “The boss told me to
take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap
and a towel.”
Feb 22
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who’s just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!
Feb 22
Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will
you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !
Feb 22
May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks
!
Feb 22
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
Feb 22
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the
clerk.
‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take
the bath by yourself!’
Feb 22
What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.
Feb 22
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub.
Feb 22
Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).