Feb 22
What criminal doesn’t take baths?
A dirty
crook.
Jan 03
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.
Jan 03
Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.
Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
Jan 03
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the
bath there wasn’t
room for medicine.
Jan 03
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while
you’re having your lunch?”
“It’s okay with me lady,” said the
plumber, “as long as you don’t
splash my sandwiches.”