Feb 24
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !
Feb 24
Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty
?
Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably
say ‘oink, oink ‘!
Feb 24
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t
pretty and wasn’t ugly ?
She was pretty ugly
Feb 24
She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can’t believe it the first time.
Feb 24
Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it’s not on her head.
Feb 24
Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at
first
sight,’ said Julie.
‘It was, but it was the second and third
sights that changed my
mind.
Feb 24
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while -
then it fell off.
Feb 24
Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The
bride of
Dracula’ last night.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like
?’
‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had
big red
staring eyes and fangs.’
The other said, ‘Yes, but what
was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like
?’
Feb 24
I can’t understand why people say my
girlfriend’s legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but
they certainly don’t
match.
Feb 24
What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !