Feb 24
I don’t think these photographs
you’ve
taken do me justice.
You don’t want justice - you want mercy !
Feb 24
Your ugly.
And you’re drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I’ll be sober !
Feb 24
My boyfriend thinks I’m
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !
Feb 24
Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ?
Feb 24
Monster: I’m so ugly.
Ghost: It’s not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out
cigars.
When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes.
When I was born
they simply passed out.
Feb 23
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
yesterday. I was
there for three hours.
Second Witch: Oh, what did
you have done?
First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an
estimate.
Feb 23
Mrs Saggy:
Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a
facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Yes, they
couldn’t find a crane strong enough to lift her
face!
Feb 23
They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?
Feb 23
First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.