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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the

assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

“Nothing,” replied the assistant.
“Nothing?” she asked, “but
how can I look like a film star?”
“Haven’t you seen a film called
The Creature from the Black Lagoon?”
replied the assistant.

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch

growing out of his head.
“Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea
what it is.”
The next week the branch was covered in leaves and
blossom.
“I’m stumped,” said the doctor, “but you can try taking these

pills.”
When the monster came back a month later the branch had
grown into a
tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small
pond, surrounded by
trees and bushes, all of them on top of his
head.
“Ah!” said the doctor, “I know what it is. You’ve got a beauty

spot.”

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I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour.

Pity it was closed!

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Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark.

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Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry
the most
beautiful girl in the world.
Oh, what a shame! And
you’ve been engaged for such a long time!

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People keep telling me I’m beautiful.
What
vivid imaginations some people have.

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Don’t look out of the
window, Betty,
people will think it’s Halloween.

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What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.

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Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-point banana.
Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

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