Feb 23
A little boy came running into the kitchen.
‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really
ugly
face’
‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father
!
Feb 23
“My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!”said Miss Conceited.
”Then he’s right said her little
brother.”Sophia Loren?”
“No-spaghetti!”
Feb 23
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?,
I’ve
never seen anyone so hideous as you before”
“Young man” she
replied. ” I didn’t come here to be insulted”
“Really”, he said,
“Where do you usually go ?”
Feb 23
Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his mother’s
ear.
‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s
rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out
loud.’
‘OK, said Johnny, ‘why does the lady over there look like an ugly,
haggard old witch ?’
Jan 03
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
Jan 03
I’m not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased!
But that’s the problem - you don’t please anyone.
Jan 03
Fred: What’s
that terribly ugly thing on
your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
Fred: Your head!
Jan 03
She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shuts
its eyes.
Jan 03
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
admiring
my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity?
Second girl:
No, it’s imagination.