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Why did the man take a pencil to
bed ?
To
draw the curtains !

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off

and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me

and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?”
I must have left
them in bed !

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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog

asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under

your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!

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What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.

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You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.
Oh, Mum. I
promise I’ll lay on my side.

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I’d like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.

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Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided
to sleep on the
floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he
might as well
get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he
said.

written by Jokester