Feb 25
How can you shorten a bed?
Don’t sleep long
in it.
Feb 25
I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m
afraid you’ll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that’s all right, I
don’t mind at all.
Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some
nails. The wood’s in the
garage.
I have four legs, but only one
foot. What am I?
A bed
Feb 25
A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. ‘Hello, Jenny,’ said the neighbour. ‘Isn’t it
time for little
girls to be in bed?’
‘How would I know?’
asked Jenny. ‘I haven’t got any little
girls.’
Feb 25
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Feb 25
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won’t come to them.
Feb 25
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn’t been made up yet.
Feb 25
Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Feb 25
Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Feb 25
Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.