Feb 25
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept.
Feb 25
What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !
Feb 25
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
your bed?
Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to
keep
count!
Feb 25
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to
drop
off!
Feb 25
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off
their beds.
Feb 25
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
come to you.
Feb 25
Why shouldn’t you believe a
person in
bed?
Because he is lying.
Feb 25
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.
Feb 25
When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn’t made up yet.