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Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told
him to hit the hay.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to
bed?
He
wanted to see how long he slept.

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Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping.

Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed.
Oh, I’m all right at night,
it’s in the day I have
problems.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks under my bed.

What shall I do?
Hide the tiddley winks.

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well.

Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

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The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say which was the bed and
which was the board.

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A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
“What’s wrong?” asked his mother.
“Do people really come
from dust, like they said in church?” he
sobbed.
“In a way they
do,” said his mother.
“And when they die so they turn back to
dust?”
“Yes, they do.”
The little boy began to cry again. “Well,
under my bed there’s
someone either coming or going.”

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

“I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first.
“But where will you
keep it?” said the second.
“Your yard’s much too small for a pig!”

“I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend.
“But
what about the smell?”
“He’ll soon get used to that.”

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When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him,
he couldn’t
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in

bed?
He wrote sheet music.

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