Feb 27
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
Feb 27
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they’re
two-tired.
Feb 26
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
Feb 26
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.
Feb 26
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
Feb 26
Why couldn’t the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
Feb 26
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself
off,
then turned to the little boy and said,
‘Don’t you
know how to ride a bike?’
‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t
know how to ring the bell yet’
Feb 26
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said:
‘I
didn’t think we’d make it!’ Jill replied,
‘Nor did I - what
a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have
slid all the way
back down!’