Feb 26
What’s the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.
Feb 26
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No
teeth!’
Feb 26
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.
Feb 26
The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
“Don’t
you know how to ride that yet?” he roared.
“Oh yes!” shouted Brad
over his shoulder.
“It’s the bell I can’t work yet.
Feb 26
Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the
other to kick the
switch.
Feb 26
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The
cyclist says.
-”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily
asks. “I got hurt
really bad.” -”Ah, you’re lucky because I
recently lost my license. I
usually drive a bus.”
Feb 26
A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
“Where
did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. “It’s a
`thank
you’ present”, he explains, “from that freshman girl I’ve
been
tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” “Tell us!” “Well”,
he
starts, “yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that
she had
passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to
thank me in
person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her
bicycle. But when I had
let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes
off, lay down on my bed,
smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me
whatever you desire!’”
One of his friends remarks: “You made a
really smart choice when you
took the bicycle.” “Yeah”, another friend
adds, “just imagine how
silly you would have looked in a girl’s
clothes - and they wouldn’t have
fit you anyway!”
Feb 26
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway.
Feb 26
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Feb 26
Why can’t an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.