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What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting
tuxedo.

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Why did a man’s
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.

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Teacher: What’s a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma’am.

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What do you call a vulture with no
beak?

A head banger.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get
it?).

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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
“He wanted to be a hentertainer.”

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What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor.

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Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and

Christmas???
You’re lucky, with us it’s any Sunday.”

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Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.

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How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two
ducks, and two
ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a
row.

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