A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The
female was
there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
“Where were you? I
was worried sick.”
“It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”
“Look at that speed!”
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
heads.
“Hmph!”
snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was
on
fire!”
What’s a parrot’s favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!
Why is politics for the birds?
Because
politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Why did the
bird join he air force?
He
wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
“Pieces of
four”?
Short John Silver!
What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal
that grows down as it grows up !
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