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How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What does an educated owl say?
Whom.

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why?

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What did the baby owl’s parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You’re not owld enough.

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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne.

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What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.

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Two owls were playing pool.
One said, “Two
hits.”
The other replied, “Two hits to who?”

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird
?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

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Q: Why did the chicken say,
“Meow, oink,
bow-wow, and moo?”
A: He was studying foreign languages.

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