Mar 03
My parrot lays square eggs but
can only say
one word.
What’s that?
Ouch!
Mar 03
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
Mar 03
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
brain tree forests!
Mar 03
What do you get if you cross a bee with a
parrot?
An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
Mar 03
Why are there no
aspirin in the
jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
Mar 03
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
The
Birds Eye counter!
Mar 03
What profession did the parrot get into when it
swallowed the clock?
Politics
Mar 03
What’s the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!
Mar 03
What’s the definition of Parity?
Two parrots
exactly the same!