Mar 08
What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!
Mar 08
The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
‘Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma’am,’ he said politely, ‘ but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that
every
day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of
bread!’
‘That’s right.’
‘Every day you wallop him on the head
with a loaf of bread, and yet
this morning you were hitting him
with a chocolate cake….?’
‘Well, today is his birthday!’
Mar 08
Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the
typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’
Mar 08
Did you hear about the time
Eddy’s
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.
Mar 08
Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven’t.
I’ve just dropped it.
Mar 07
“Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?”
“Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.”
“What thing is
that?”
“Nothing!”
Mar 07
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
It was a Happy one!
Mar 07
“My birthday’s coming”
Do you know what I
need?”
“Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”
Mar 07
Did you hear about the tree’s
birthday?
It was a sappy one!
Mar 07
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!