Mar 07
“I’m giving a ’surprised’ birthday party
for you.”
“A ’surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?”
“That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them
come, I’ll be surprised!”
Mar 07
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
It was a tappy one!
Mar 07
How can you tell if an elephant’s been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Mar 07
Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
Mar 07
What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Mar 07
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!
Mar 07
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
Mar 07
“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.”
“Maybe you should spit out the plate!”
Mar 07
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday”
Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?”
Man 1: “No, a VCP . . .
Very Cheap Present!”
Mar 07
What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!