Mar 07
Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down
cake!
Mar 06
I’ve been shopping for
my wife’s
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet
water. It cost 20.
20! Why didn’t you come to my house - you could
have had some of ours
for free!
Mar 06
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so as not to
have to do the washing-up. Mum’s
too frightened he’ll break it!
Mar 06
What’s the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
Mar 06
What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.
Mar 06
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought. But why
didn’t you?
Fred: I couldn’t find one big enough for your nose.
Mar 06
Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I
just can’t find the words to
thank you enough.
Mar 06
A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is
certain to get something to remember her by.
Mar 06
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you
give me
anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Mar 06
A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the
game
warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice
finally
said, “Hello.” “Are you the game warden?” she asked.
“Yes.”
“Finally Ah’ve got the right person!” she said. “Could yaw’l gimme
some help with my son’s birthday party?”