Mar 08
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Mar 08
Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron
Mar 08
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Mar 08
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Mar 08
Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!
Mar 08
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too.
Mar 08
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Mar 08
Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)
Mar 08
Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all
day would it?
Mar 08
What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to
sea.