Mar 21
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn’t figure out who the other
mother was.
Mar 21
Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.
Mar 21
Q: Why don’t blonde’s like
audio-books?
A: There aren’t any pictures.
Mar 21
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.
Mar 21
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?
A: “Today children, we will learn our
ABC’s”
Mar 21
Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.
Mar 21
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.
Mar 21
Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.
Mar 21
Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
Mar 21
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a
slope.