Mar 21
Q: What is a
blonde’s definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Mar 21
Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Mar 21
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Mar 21
Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk
drive.
Mar 20
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
dishwasher?
A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.
Mar 20
Q.How many blonde’s does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1
to find a man.
Mar 20
Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.
Mar 20
Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Mar 20
Q: How can you tell if a
cat is
blonde?
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its
head.
Mar 20
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the
three guys.