Mar 20
Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married.
Mar 20
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Mar 20
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their
copies of the blonde
joke list.
Mar 20
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
gum
commercials?
A: Double-dumb.
Mar 20
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Mar 20
Q: Where do you look for
blonde’s
obituaries?
A: Under “Home Improvements.”
Mar 20
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.
Mar 20
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her
tongue.
Mar 20
Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
Mar 20
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
herself?
A: Acupuncture.