Mar 20
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite
color?
A: A light shade of clear.
Mar 20
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Mar 20
Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She’s the one on her bike.
Mar 20
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car accident?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew
out.
Mar 20
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the
car.
Mar 20
Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
‘hi.’
Mar 20
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?
A: Play
ball.
Mar 20
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They always forget the recipe.
Mar 20
Q: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
Mar 20
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.