Mar 19
Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watching the ballerinas, wondered why they
didn’t get taller
girls?
Mar 19
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Mar 19
Did you hear about the blonde who
brought
her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Mar 19
Q: Why couldn’t
the blonde write the
number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Mar 19
Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t
admitted!
Mar 19
A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, “Can you help me when you
get home?”
“Sure,”
he replies. “What’s the problem?”
“Well, I started a really hard
puzzle and I can’t even find the edge
pieces.”
“Look on
the box,” he said. “There’s always a picture of what the
puzzle is.”
“It’s a big rooster,” she said.
The husband arrives
home and tells his blonde wife, “Okay, put the
corn flakes back in
the box.”
Mar 19
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde
on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are
going to London are all in the middle
row.
Mar 19
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
someone had
already written on the overhead transparency?
A:
She turned it over and used the other side.
Mar 19
Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Mar 19
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk
explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
she
would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
“That won’t work,”
countered the woman. “I’m not the mother, I’m
the aunt.”