Mar 27
Teacher: What’s this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don’t know, Miss.
Teacher: It’s a
kangaroo.
Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of
Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Mar 27
Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Mar 27
A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s
guts.’
‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your
sandwiches
again.’
Mar 27
Mother: Jared, get your little
sister’s hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it
strapped too tight under her
chin!
Mar 27
How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !
Mar 27
My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !
Mar 27
Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !
Mar 27
Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Mar 27
Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can
see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Mar 27
Knock Knock
Who’s there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name
!